Neo-Venezia’s Official Football Club

Aria is a good show, but it’s a little bit girly. You can tell because there’s no sports in Neo-Venezia. What the hell is a guy supposed to do for fun? There’s only so much tea-drinking and gondola-riding you can do before your blood starts to boil for something to riot about. Enter the beautiful game.

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How not to emulate like a dumbass.

Old games are awesome. And that’s awesome, because new games suck. However, some people don’t have old-school consoles like the NES because their parents were cheap, like mine. As a Christmas present, I’m gonna teach you scrubs how to play old-school games like they were meant to be played (i.e. not on your Cheeto-encrusted keyboard).

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